○● B R I T I S H ○● (4.5)
[ ] You drink a lot of tea (Coffee)
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[/] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell" (I would if I swore)
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy. (Love it!)
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast (Just ate one for tea!)
[ ] You dislike Emo's almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football...not soccer.
[x] You believe the correct way to spell 'Color'; is 'Colour', and 'Centre.'
○● A U S T R A L I A N ○● (1)
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
 You love the beach.
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
 You have an Australian something.
○● I T A L I A N ○● (4)
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ]Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[/] You know how a real meatball tastes. (An actually meat one?)
[/] You know Italian songs. (www.youtube.com/watch?v=on-0ao…
I think he's singing Italian?)
[/] You have dark hair and dark eye color. (...Ish.)
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[X] You are under 5'10" (4'11'' and I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT!
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is
[/] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world! (They're good, but not the best.)
[X] You talk with your hands.
○● S P A N I S H ○● (1)
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some
 You like tacos
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
 You know what a Puta is
[X] You talk fast occasionally. (Think of David Tennant as 10th
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
○● R U S S I A N ○● (1.5)
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha
[ ] You get cold easily.
[/] Rain is fun for you (Depending on my mood)
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
○● I R I S H ○● (4)
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L (Davidson is Scottish I think)
[/] You have blue or green eyes (I have a mix)
[X] You like the color green
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair
[X] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get together always include drinking and singing.
○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○● (2)
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually (Who would!)
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[x] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken
[ ] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can sing gospel.
○● A S I A N ○● (3)
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at maths.
[X] You have played the piano (At school and and occasionally when my keyboard works)
[ ] You have family from Asia
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
[X] You watch animes and/or listen to vocaloid (MIKU AND B★RS!)
○● G E R M A N ○● (1.5)
[/] You like bread
[ ] You think German Chocolate is good.
[X] You speak some German (The numbers 1-30)
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you stupid.
[ ] You went to Pre-school. (Nursery, it was a mile away and I had to walk on a main road. No chance. My Mum went twice.)
[ ] You're over 5'2. (4'11''!
I'm shorter than flipping Napolan flipping Bonapart! He wasd 5'2''! He was also Corsican not French! )
○● C A N A D I A N ○● (1)
[ ] You like/play/played hockey (I hate it!)
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[X] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.
○● A M E R I C A N ○● (1.5)
[/] You hate foreigners (Americanism but not really)
[ ] You hate non - Christians (I'm a very active Atheist)
[X] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at Wal-Mart. ( We don't have Wal-mart in England)
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased
○● B E L G I A N ○● (1)
[ ] you grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[ ] you like fries
[ ] you think Belgian chocolate rules (Green and Blacks and Lindts are the best. UK and Swiss.)
[ ] you know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian ( I've never tried it but I'd say Guinness. Irish.)
[ ] you speak both Dutch and French
[ ] you like Belgian waffles
[ ] you call a pub or bar a café.
[x] You fully realise and acknowledge that your football team sucks (Colchester and England. We invented the sport. Fun.)
[ ] you drive/own a French or German car
[ ] you have a lot of comments on your government.
○● D U T C H ○● (5)
[/] you like the colour orange. (It's an alright colour.)
[ ] you are a football enthusiast.
[x] you often go to 'coffee shops' (Costa Coffee)
[/] you know what is meant by 'coffee shops' (I guess...)
[x] you tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[X] you have a cheerful nature.
[x] you like the sea.
[ ] you are good at building/handiwork/projects.
[ ] you tend to favour the megalomania
Now, put as your title "I Am _______!" With the country you got the most.